Ann Coulter and Al Sharpton cozy up.

Inspired by her fond rememberance of Falwell.

al-Zarqawi’s been eliminated.

Must be an election year.

Osama in October?

“LEO: Because I’m tired of it year after year after year after year having to chose between the lesser of who cares? Of trying to get myself excited about a candidate who can speak in complete sentences. Of setting the bar so low, I can hardly look at it. They say a good man can’t get elected President. I don’t believe that, do you?” -Aaron Sorkin, The West Wing season 2.

Announcing the changes during a Rose Garden ceremony, Bush made clear that Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld’s job was safe, despite calls for Rumsfeld’s resignation from a half dozen retired military commanders.

“I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation,” the president said testily. “But I’m the decider and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

He’s the decider.

The ruler of the free world, folks.

[Via AP]