Category Archives: Celebrity Snark

In which I unsuccessfully try to out-TMZ TMZ.

Boy Meets World Meets Booze Meets Road Meets Cops.

Danielle Fishel was arrested on DUI charges. In other news, Danielle Fishel is still hot.

Separated at birth volume ???

Fiona Apple Eliza Dushku

Next time, read the script first!

Okay, yet another old link, but… Halle Berry received the Razzie (otherwise known as the anti-Oscar�, given to the worst films/performances of the year) for her…um…stirring performance in CrapCatwoman. Instead of getting all huffy, she showed up to accept her … finish reading Next time, read the script first!

Oh my sweet jesus, Jessica Alba is delectable.

“It’s not always so great to be objectified,” she says. “But I don’t feel I have much of a choice right now. I’m young in my career. I know I have to strike when the iron is hot.” -Jessica Alba

I’m not sayin, but I’m just sayin…

I don’t know if you’ve heard this, but apparently there are some doubts as to the genuineness of Tom and Katie’s love for each other. I dunno, how can you doubt anyone who can do this: Personally, I think he’s … finish reading I’m not sayin, but I’m just sayin…

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