Archive for the 'Celebrity Snark' Category

Some of you more avid readers (er…both of you?) will notice that I’ve made some minor design revisions to the site. The feeds are now up in the corner and the date and entry titles have been switched around. I will continue to ‘clean up’ the design to optimize the user experience.
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I don’t know why I haven’t linked to this before, but lowmorale have created the world’s most depressing video to go with my teen angst anthem, Radiohead’s “Creep” (Only available from iTMS in a Richard Cheese version. Way to stay cool, Thom.

Speaking of iTMS (Hi, Thuy-An!), from the why-isn’t-this-a-feature-already department, TunesTracker will poll the music store and let you know any time new music from your favorite artists has been added. So ummm, let’s get right on that mmkay? Alternately let me suggest the ability to create a custom RSS feed of selected artists that will send you anytime your selected artists are updated. Might help in the move toward killerapp status for RSS.
Recently I’ve developed a new fondness for design blogs, perhaps stemming from my ongoing project to empty my house of all the extra crap I have here just because I have the space (anyone need a scanner?). Some of the nicest stuff I’ve seen of late includes a jellyfish-inspired ceiling light, a half-cube light that looks like some sort of matter inverter error (search for ‘edge’) [via mocoloco] and what must be the coolest aquarium ever

From the yet-another-mashup-we-didnt-need department: Usher vs. Harold Faltermeyer (no relation) “Usher Foley” (a DJ Crook Air production) which everyone should feel free to listen to on their new Denon 16.1 A/V receiver. Cause, you know, 16.1 is the next 5.1. You could pay for it by chargeback-ing the electric company with your new electric car! (talk about a ROI)

Mad props to whomever comes up with a fun musical interpretation with Johnny Cash Reading The Bible.

Oh, and Jimmy Fallon: time to do a new photoshoot, dude. Really.

Woo. A whole bunch of randomness today.

First off, although I’m not in love with John Kerry, Duhbya has to be the worst public speaker in history. My grandma coulda done better, and she’s dead. Hey George, maybe you should look words like ’sovereignty’ up before using them, in case some reporter catches you on it and you end up sounding like an idiot. Well, at least it wasn’t a series of SNAFUs caught on tape and posted on the internet to be mocked for all eternity. Aaaand that’s all for politics, folks.

As Britney descends into total swamp trashdom, it appears she’s decided to get rid of her place just down the block from my old employers. Here’s some pics of the fancy pad she’s giving up. [Via curbed.com]

From the NSFW-but-not-quite-gratuitous-porn department, we have what must surely be a photoshoot from an upcoming Apple ad campaign. Perhaps she could use some of these iEverything-inspired butt plugs in her next one, just to really drive the point home. Hi mom!

In new music news, I’d like to echo allmusic.com’s sentiment regarding the new Dana Owens a.k.a. Queen Latifah record, in that the worst thing about it is it makes you sad that this is her first record where she sings all the way through. A versatile talent, this woman is. Except for the abomination that Taxi looks like. What were you thinking, Jimmy..What were you thinking.

If you’re a music journalist enlisted to review the new Interpol (I’m not a huge fan but people seem to like them), there’s a helpful article of 101 things to compare them to other than Joy Division. Get it? Cause people said they sounded like Joy Division before. And even though they do, people are sick of hearing that comparison. So, funny. heh.

From the “It’s 1 in the morning and I dont want to think of any other clever From The Desk Of lines” department, three random bits of information before I go enjoy my new stereo. The should-be-up-in-the-porn-paragraph-but-really-not-porn service Rasterbator will take jpgs and … well .. rasterize ‘em so you can print ‘em out real big. But really I just liked the name.

Distributor of all that is cool in the electronica world K7 has decided to put “Not Copy Protected” labels on all of their CDs. Kinda speaks for itself that they have this.

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and we have this:

piracy

Okay so maybe it was only two things.

G’nite gracie.

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