Am I just cynical?

al-Zarqawi’s been eliminated.

Must be an election year.

Osama in October?

Free promo condoms for me to use!!!

Originally uploaded by softlord.

Some sage advice from a classic performer, Louis Jordan.

“LEO: Because I’m tired of it year after year after year after year having to chose between the lesser of who cares? Of trying to get myself excited about a candidate who can speak in complete sentences. Of setting the bar so low, I can hardly look at it. They say a good man can’t get elected President. I don’t believe that, do you?” -Aaron Sorkin, The West Wing season 2.

• Check out the new FREE EP from Top-10-of-2005 entry DangerDoom at AdultSwim.com
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• Apple’s not the only one who makes cool computer commercials anymore, check out HP’s new Pavillion commercial featuring Shaun White (whoever he is)
• Thing I learned from Wikipedia today: The pain in extreme cases of frostbite is due to the water in your skin freezing into crystals and puncturing through cell membranes. Ouch.
• I just posted a bunch more pics to my new blog Cute Girls in Stupid Sunglasses, and with summer comin, I’d expect that to continue. If you have pics you’d like to contribute, send them to softlord at gmail and I’ll credit you.