Okay, yet another old link, but…

Halle Berry received the Razzie (otherwise known as the anti-Oscar®, given to the worst films/performances of the year) for her…um…stirring performance in CrapCatwoman.

Instead of getting all huffy, she showed up to accept her award and recreated her Oscar® speech, tears and all, before proceeding to thank Warner Brothers for “casting her in this piece of shit movie”

Video:

“The person who knows how to laugh at themself will never cease to be amused.” -Shirley McLaine

1) Log on to The Analogia Star Estimator
2) Upload a picture
3) Provide some details about the photo
4) Receive the top 3 celebrities the algorithm thinks you look like, which are usually totally inaccurate!

I mean, do you think I look like Benicio Del Toro?

“It’s not always so great to be objectified,” she says. “But I don’t feel I have much of a choice right now. I’m young in my career. I know I have to strike when the iron is hot.” -Jessica Alba

I don’t know if you’ve heard this, but apparently there are some doubts as to the genuineness of Tom and Katie’s love for each other.

I dunno, how can you doubt anyone who can do this:

Personally, I think he’s just angling to get Dawson’s phone number.

I’m just kidding, Sci***ology lawyers.