They just write themselves, don’t they?

thats one tasty burger
Matthew Williams (L), kitchen manager, and Dennis Liegey III, Vice President of Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pa. hoist a 15 pound cheeseburger over their heads in front of the restaurant on Tuesday. Pittsburgh Post-Gazette photo by Andy Starnes via AP

My response: “That’s what she said.” [via MyNoodle]